Der Eisvogel

Der Eisvogel - A Oneshot adventure

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01/08/1982
Operation Kingfisher

We've received a mission from the highest levels of NATO command. This mission comes directly from ‎‎‎‎‎‎ ‎ ‎          himself. Through our allied spies in the     , we have recently learned that Erich Honecker, leader of the GDR, has been having extra-marital affairs[1]. Unfortunately, no tangible evidence of this has come forth. You are to retrieve such evidence, by any means necessary, though our patron has expressed a desire for the operation to be preferably covert, he would not wish their newfound acquisition to be public knowledge as of yet. You will find attached a clearance directive of level Delta-Green TL3, authorisation to employ psychic powers[A], and a docket of relevant intel from our client. Happy hunting. 


Intel:
  • A 20-meter section of the Berlin wall will be unguarded between 21:00-22:00 and 01:00-02:00.
    • You can enter and exit east Berlin there, provided you have not alerted anyone.
    • You will be provided the keys to a four-seat Lada stationed near the wall.
  • Erich Honecker is known to frequent Der Eisvogel, a state-run gay disco club. [2]
    • If there appears to be even a hint of danger, Honecker will quickly be escorted out of the building by his guards.
    • The club's bartender is an insider, her name is Kristina P.
  • Within 10 minutes' driving distance of the club are additional interesting locations:
    • A restaurant, from which Honecker will likely be arriving.
    • The police station.
      • Your east-german counterparts, the Stasi agents, are stationed here.
    • An alcohol store. 
    • A protestant church.
    • A gas station.
  • You can radio in to HQ at any time.
    • Our computer analysts have determined there is a 16.66% chance of Stasi agents listening in on any given radio message. Remember to take the time to encrypt your messages!

Sources

A number in brackets (e.g. [4]) references a real source, a letter in brackets (e.g. [F]) references a fictitious source which is only real in-universe.

[1] Secret files: Communist Honecker cheated on wife

[A] The Remote Viewing Program

[2] An East German state-run gay disco club existed.

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