Report of Operation Kingfisher
02/08/1982 Marie Kondor, BND Deputy Director This is a top-secret BND report regarding Operation Kingfisher which occurred yesterday between 21:00 and 01:40 in east Berlin. The operation is considered a partial success. The agents chosen for this operation are listed below. Alek Thalasinos, a psychic assassin with the power of teleportation. Elvira Funkelstein, a former Stasi agent "persuaded" to work for us. Hildegard Von Bingen, A former nun and expert warrior. Karol Balogh, a prodigy at working with electrics & technology. Torben Goldreich, a charismatic native and former minor politician of the GDR. The following are a few excerpts of individual interviews with each of our agents, asking them to recollect how the mission went, to attempt to establish an objective report of the events. Marie Kondor: I liked the plan that you all devised. What was your role in it, and how did that go? Torben Goldreich: I was going to be the "honeypot" and seduce Honecker,